Bob at Walmart

OK, I have been getting a lot of questions about what we have been doing as of late so I thought I would share a letter Sue received in the mail from Wal-Mart.
The letter was rather shocking to some. But, Sue was not surprised.

Below is a letter Sue received from the store:

Dear Mrs MeyXX,

Over the past six months, your husband Bob has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may
be
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
him are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance
cameras.


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute
intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice,"Code 3 in House wares Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's on
layaway.


6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a
carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told
other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and
Blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he
began
crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it
as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
he
Asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly
Humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
"Madonna look"
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through,yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud
speaker,
He assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE
VOICES
AGAIN!"

And last, but not least ....

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile,
then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Yours very truly,

Management of Wal-Mart

Now you know what Sue has put up with for nearly 35 years!

Tune in again soon for yet another riveting edition of "Now What Are They Doing?"