Summer is Coming....Maybe!

Yup.....a sure sign of Summer. We can see the deer again here at Coyote Ridge.

Like so many areas of the country, we have had a long, tough winter with more than enough snow and cold. We realize we live in Minnesota, but at times we think we have been transplanted to Siberia.

I Think This Is Very Good Information

As you know, I am always on the lookout for tips and tricks to help my readers enjoy a better life.
This post will fit right in regarding my mission in life....making a better life for anyone who reads this blog.

Subject: FW: Important - Women's Health Issue








Just the right prescription!




*Important - Women's Health Issue: *



* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?





If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about Margaritas.



Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of

your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to



do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas

almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome

any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will

discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start

living, with Margaritas.



Margaritas may not be right for everyone Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind

nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.



Side effects may include:

- Dizziness

- Nausea

- Vomiting

- Incarceration

- Erotic lustfulness

- Loss of motor control

- Loss of clothing

- Loss of money

- Loss of virginity

- Table dancing

- Headache

- Dehydration

- Dry mouth

- And a desire to sing Karaoke *



WARNINGS: *



* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends

over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.





Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Glad I could help!

Only In Minne-Sota

Every state in this fine country we call home seems to have it's own set of un-written rules or quirks, if you will.

Here in Minnesota, we have our own very specific set of rules that must be adhered to.


YOU ARE FROM RURAL MINNESOTA IF....

You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.




You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.






You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.






You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.






You can recognize someone from Iowa by their driving.






You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.






You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.






You hear someone use the word 'oof-dah' and you do not immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.






You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.






You or someone you know was a 'Dairy Princess' at a county fair






You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.






You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.






Football, Deer Hunting & Opening Fishing schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.






Saturday you go to the local bowling alley.






There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning.






You have driven your car on a lake.






You can make sense out of the word 'upnort' and 'battree. '






You always believed that vacation meant 'going up North.'






At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey poky and the chicken dance.






Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar






The local gas station sells live bait.






At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.






Your mom asks, 'Were you born in a barn?' and you know exactly what she means.






You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.


Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for soda.

You bettcha!

Sure is Cold Here!