Health Care Plan

Seems like a lot of people are up in arms about the health care reform coming out of Washington,DC.

Everyone is weighing in on the proposal, including health care professionals.

Here are a few comments from "those in the know".



HEALTH CARE PROPOSAL



The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama
health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had
a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception..
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists
yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow
up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.. Surgeons decided to wash
their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a
bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a
whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole
idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the assholes in Washington.

Tune in again soon for another edition of "Now What Are They Doing?"