As you know, I am always on the lookout for tips and tricks to help my readers enjoy a better life.
This post will fit right in regarding my mission in life....making a better life for anyone who reads this blog.
Subject: FW: Important - Women's Health Issue
Just the right prescription!
*Important - Women's Health Issue: *
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke *
WARNINGS: *
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
Glad I could help!
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